I went to a baby shower today and I TOTALLY PARTICIPATED! I played the sock matching game and some smell nasty-looking baby food and guess the flavor game. And I, like, totally chatted with folks and behaved all socially acceptable and such. And I didn’t have to hold a baby or anything! (Which is good for both me and the baby, since babies hate me and when I hold them, they cry.) And I got to see all my cute little cousins and a bunch of my awesome grown-up (well, grown-up-ish anyway) cousins and my aunts and that nice old guy and such, which was awesome-sauce. Aaaaaand I felt crappy the whole day. Stupid asthma.
That’s pretty much it, that’s what I did today. I am unbelievably exciting and adventurous. Try to contain your envy.
Daily randomosity: Traditional sized coffee mugs are way to small, in my humble opinion. I mean, I really need more coffee than that to start my day. I used to be pretty darn good at jump-roping but I would wager I’d end up busting my head open or breaking my leg or something similarly graceful. Is jump-roping the correct terminology? I want coffee now…damn it. I find the prevalence of improper grammar and piss poor spelling to be rather alarming. About half the posts I read on Facebook are just appalling. Folks constantly use the incorrect to/too/two or they use “internet” babble or leave words out and so many other annoying idiotic crap. Drives me bat-shit. So, this fella on t.v. is talking about how he killed his bride on the fourth day of their honeymoon because she admitted that she had been born male but had a sex change operation. He got all psycho and shot her because the concept that he had “been tricked” into having sex with a homosexual. Okay, aside from the fact that he’s obviously a nut-job, it made me wonder something. Once a person physically becomes a member of the opposite sex, are they still considered homosexual? I’m not being judgy or anything, I am genuinely rather baffled by this. I mean, homosexuals are attracted to people of the same sex as themselves, so if they become a different sex, wouldn’t that make them heterosexuals? I really need a haircut and an eyebrow wax. I hope I feel better tomorrow and that work goes okay and such. Finished my Prednisone today! Whoot whoot!