again, true story!
So, yay me, I probably won’t kill a bunch of people!
Like, seriously love it. A lot.
It’s slightly concerning how intriguing I find this. I find myself wondering things like, “So, was it like, a frozen squirrel?” and “Would I ever actually admit I had been stabbed by a squirrel?” and “Maybe if it had really pointy teeth it could become a stabby sort of thing?”