What The Fuck Were You Thinking???

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You'll want to check this shit out--it's downright amazing y'all!

This installment: Ridiculous advertisements/products!  You’ll want to check this shit out–it’s downright amazing y’all!

You too can get an urn made to look like your dead loved one in which to store their cremains!  Just think, their disembodied head sitting on your mantel, just sitting there, looking at you.  i bet it's like those creepy paintings where the eyes seem to follow you wherever you are in the room, only creepier.  WTH?

You too can get an urn made to look like your dead loved one in which to store their cremains! Just think, their disembodied head sitting on your mantel, just sitting there, looking at you. i bet it’s like those creepy paintings where the eyes seem to follow you wherever you are in the room, only creepier. WTH?

Seeing a smiling pig slice himself into sausage always makes me want to run right out and buy some sliced up pig!  Seriously?  Who the hell came up with this idea?  I hope they were fired after this particular gem of advertising.  Good grief!

Seeing a smiling pig slice himself into sausage always makes me want to run right out and buy some sliced up pig! Seriously? Who the hell came up with this idea? I hope they were fired after this particular gem of advertising. Good grief!

Guaranteed to keep your kids quite so quick you won't believe it! So, i don't know how this ever made it beyond the what-the-hell-were-you-thinking stage, but this one is truly wrong on so many levels.  Like, what purpose did babies wrapped in plastic serve, exactly?  What kind of psycho was this aimed at?

Guaranteed to keep your kids quite so quick you won’t believe it!
So, i don’t know how this ever made it beyond the what-the-hell-were-you-thinking stage, but this one is truly wrong on so many levels. Like, what purpose did babies wrapped in plastic serve, exactly? What kind of psycho was this aimed at?

Now you can drench everything you need with boob sweat! Nothing about this is acceptable.  Women should not be encouraged to use their boobs as storage.  Unless that boob wallet thing is made of super stuff or something, everything you put in there on a hot summer day is going to be floating in boob sweat.  Also, unless you have absolutely ginormous boobs, you're going to looked a bit lumpy when you have all your crap in there.  Whoever came up with this should be slapped.  With a brick.

Now you can drench everything you need with boob sweat!
Nothing about this is acceptable. Women should not be encouraged to use their boobs as storage. Unless that boob wallet thing is made of super stuff or something, everything you put in there on a hot summer day is going to be floating in boob sweat. Also, unless you have absolutely ginormous boobs, you’re going to looked a bit lumpy when you have all your crap in there. Whoever came up with this should be slapped. With a brick.

Never fear, the next installment of What The Fuck Where You Thinking is coming soon!

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