I totally socialized! On purpose! Yay for me! So anyway, I went with my Asbys and we had dinner and played Cards Against Humanity with Mr. and Mrs. Tattoo Guy. It was totally fun and I was only, like, one card from winning or whatever. I also said what may be one of the niftiest things I have ever said. While debating which card should win, I actually said, “It’s between God and the placenta”, which amused me to no end as soon as the words left my mouth. I know, I’m a dork.
My new pals, Colten and Chelsie, are beyond awesome! They are amusing and entertaining and all sorts of just plain delightful. And then they got even cooler. They actually went to jail for stealing….Trump signs! They were trying to be neighborly and community-minded and purge our town of rubbish and the next thing they knew, they were headed for the clink! I have been singing their praises ever since. Yay for my new heroes!
I am finally driving my car! And it’s totally legal and everything! I have officially named her Betsy (Bettina Olivia St. Sassi, ’cause she’s kinda adorably bad-ass and sassy and boss and such). So happy to have my own transportation finally! Thanks again to the sis and adopted bro and Miss Sierra!
SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!
Oh, Walking Dead, why???? Why would you do such a cruel thing? I have been a loyal fan since the beginning, forgiven you for killing off Tyreese and Beth and Hershel and Dale and so many others. I can even forgive you for killing off the source of the best one-liners ever. But Glenn?? GLENN?!?!?!? Not cool, y’all. Not. Fucking. Cool.
So I’m watching this documentary called Hate Rising and I kinda want to punch somebody in the face. You know a group of people are truly stupid when they not only believe whites are somehow superior, they actually cheer in AGREEMENT when a woman says, “We were given this land and now we need to take it back”….and she’s wasn’t joking nor was she Native American. Just wow. Robby got me a new philodendron (yay for spelling that right on the first try again!) and I have dubbed her Philomena. Thanks again cuz! I have scheduled my hand surgery for December. I cannot wait for this stupid carpal tunnel crap to cease and desist. Why don’t they make tooth filling stuff neon pink? What, exactly, do the crown jewels include? Why aren’t there more blue or purple plants? Mean people suck balls. I don’t want to work tomorrow, just ’cause I don’t.