2023 was…well, insane. I had the stupid pipe break under my kitchen sink and flood roughly half my apartment, which then resulted in the complete and utter shitshow of the most incompetent ‘repair’ work humanly possible. During the MONTH it took for them to tear apart my apartment and supposedly defeat the mold that had taken hold during the 4 days after the pipe burst when they did absolutely nothing, I was forced to stay in a hotel with my poor, confused dog. The entire time, my dimwitted apartment manager insisted my disaster zone of an apartment (which stunk of sewer thanks to a pipe the workers left uncapped), that didn’t have a kitchen as it was literally torn apart while they tore open the walls to get to the mold. My kitchen sink was in my yard for over three weeks and for a while my bathroom was also torn apart while they ripped apart the wall between the bathroom and the kitchen. So for at least a week I the only running water in my apartment was my bathtub–and my manager was continuously insisting the apartment was absolutely livable. On top of all that, I discover my renters insurance doesn’t actually pay to replace the items destroyed like I thought it did. Instead, it pays what the item was worth when it was ruined, then reimburses up to what they feel is fair after I replace the item. Which would be great and all if I had the money to replace everything and wait for reimbursement, which of course I didn’t. It took what felt like forever, but I finally got my apartment put back together and and much of my stuff replaced as I could. Then my dad died and I had to deal with all that went with that. After that I got sick for, like, two and a half months (creeping crud, walking pneumonia, and then freaking Covid). It was not a barrel of laughs.
This year is off to a much better start though. I got a new car! Like, we’re talking almost brand new. It’s a 2023 Subaru Outback and I’m it’s first actual owner and it only had 6,700 miles and it’s super fancy (to me) and it has heated seats and everything works! It’s very pretty and fancy and shiny and kinda terrifying cause I’ve never owned anything even remotely this nice and I sort of feel like maybe I shouldn’t have such a nice car since I’m rather less than fancy myself, am, in fact, something of a hot mess. It is an awful nifty car though. And I sure do love having heated seats. So I guess, whether I feel I deserve such finery or not, my warm tushied self will drive her till I can’t drive her anymore. Actually, between the car and my new fireplace/heater/tv stand and my smart tv, I am starting to feel a smidge more bougie…ish.
Randomosity:
Omg, I almost forgot to brag about the upcoming birth of my great nice or nephew!!! So freaking excited!!! Had a great time at the reject Christmas party with the cousins–can’t wait to make next years party even better! For those who are curious, reject holidays are something we started doing this year for those in our family who are banned from, unwelcomed at, or otherwise excluded from, other family holiday celebrations. I have a TEN FOOT blanket y’all, and it is amazing. In fact, I may have accidently kept another one that was supposed to be a gift so that I actually have 2 of them now. Some of the nifty stuff I got for Christmas (and a couple early birthday presents): $40 JoAnn gift card, pink fuzzy heated blanket, little ceramic pot with a face, a suncatcher kit, hand painted sloth canvas bag, foldable wagon, village firehouse, rechargeable batteries with charger (for Wii remote), Wii remote with num-chuk, an adorable Santa projector decoration, 2 film collection dvds, Starbucks cup, super cool new pink wallet, I Love Lucy tin wall sign, hilarious fridge magnate, candy, my fave (and frustratingly hard to find) pudding, adorable little whacky dog ornament, vanilla gift card, and other stuff I can’t think of right this minute. I think it’s rather cool that we went to the Wahlburgers that is the one near Donnie Wahlberg’s actual residence, and I totally dig my new DW Christmas shirt, but I can’t believe we missed him by a week, and I’m extremely disappointed in the lack of return visits. How am I supposed to see the man in person, freeze like a deer in the headlights, and embarrass myself horrendously if we don’t go back and manage to be there when he is?? My feet are cold. I’m pretty sure the description Prime gave for this movie lied to me–it does not appear that it contains a robbery, Donnie Wahlberg, John Leguizamo, or that annoying red-haired guy from CSI Miami. He was (is?) a terrible actor. I think I might be hungry, but I’m not sure. The baculum is the fancy name for the penile bone. Violent Night was a pretty freaking cool movie. Some bad guys just showed up in this movie but they are definitely not any of the above mentioned actors. One of them is Ice-T, which is okay since he’s not a bad actor. Not sure if I’ll actually watch it though since apparently it’s just about this dude and his gf hiding from the bad guys, who just killed the guys entire family, while the bad dudes steal some paintings or something. And they talk a lot. Apparently, Sephi has to go potty, so I better wrap this up now.
Peace out, scout!